Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.
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Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I allegedly stole your purse?
Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.
Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance.
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How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
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Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Bartenders do it as you wish.
Bartenders do it for tips.
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A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran [...]

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