Tennis ball

Published in June 5th, 2008

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to [...]

The Spelling Test

Published in June 5th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Lawyer

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Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. “Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the process of admission, and all you need to do to get into Heaven is pass a simple test. Are you ready?”
The first person said, “I’ve prepared for this moment for 73 years.”
“Okay,” said St. Peter, [...]

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Published in June 5th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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Feeling Angry

Published in June 5th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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Two drunks were in a bar feeling angry.
Then Angry got mad and walked out.
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Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa

Published in June 5th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?
Because it ain’t worth a crap.
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