Before footballs are admitted into a professional game, they must all go to football boot camp.
One day Sergeant Pigskin came in to the bunker to inspect his little troops. “Attention! Gentleman!” the Sergeant shouted, “I want you all lined up for inspection on the double.”
One football was swaying back and forth, obviously having problems controlling [...]

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A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a jury. The bailiff returned with [...]

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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Bartender, buys everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.”
The bartender slaps the guy around a [...]

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What do blondes and cow patties have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Similar JokesBlondes and cow pattiesWhat do blondes and cow patties have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.Question and answer blond jokesQ: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is [...]

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