Three coaches flew to the NCAA convention. The plane crashed, and all three died. All three coaches noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds.
God wanted to know three things:
Who are you?
What did you do?
What did people think of you?
The 1st person [...]

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A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s [...]

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Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Similar JokesFlashlightA blonde and a redhead were on an airplane when the engine blew and they were heading into a crash. …Magic FlashlightA blonde and a redhead were on an airplane when the engine blew and they were heading [...]

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This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she’ll be happy to pick up the round as she’s heard of a new drink she wants him to try.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of Bailey’s. The other full of lime [...]

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Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: Boys, we all know I’ve been here five years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I [...]

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