A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Colorado.One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of [...]

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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.
“Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer.
“Mister,” exclaimed the telephone lineman, “I [...]

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What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.
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A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, “What was that all about?”
The bartender replies, “Look up ‘panda’ in the dictionary, pal.”
And so, the patron [...]

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Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.
How is that possible?
A: His horse was named Friday.
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