It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
“Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee back up to the Men’s Tee, please!!”
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the [...]

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After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, “Mrs. Packard — after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn’t you feel even a little remorse for what you were doing?” “I did,” she said calmly. “And when was that?” [...]

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There were two blondes, and they had just come from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stopped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, “Hurry up, it’s starting to rain and the tops [...]

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A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” the bartender says, ” What’s an M L?” She says, ” A Miller Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.” the bartender says, 憫what’s a B L?”
She says, ”Bud Light.”
A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.” The [...]

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.
Similar JokesParty!Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?Answer:…Answering machine message 114Hi!! You’ve reached Janet and Chris’s room. We’re not in right now. If this is our parents, [...]

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