A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, “I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?”
The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, “No, you CANNOT play through.” He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, “I [...]

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A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway. One day as he was driving along he came across a Nun who appeared to be having car trouble. Pulling over to offer the Nun a ride to the nearest service station, the Nun [...]

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A very well-built, young, blonde lady was lying on her
Psychiatrist抯 couch, telling him how frustrated she was.
“I tried to be an actress and failed,” she complained. “I tried to be a secretary and failed. I tried being a writer and failed. I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, Too.”
The shrink [...]

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Two dwarfs are sitting in a bar talking about women and beer when a couple of prostitutes stride up to them.
“Like any business tonight?”
They ask, making sure their ample cleavages are showing.
“Ay! All right” Of course obviously they are Scottish…
“Just so happens we have two rooms in the hotel across road” The first dwarf, ‘Malcolm’ [...]

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A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. [...]

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