Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn’t you?
Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: This isn’t a watch, sir. It’s a compass.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddy: Oh, he’s played with you, too, huh?
“Caddy, why didn’t you see where that ball went?”
“Well, it doesn’t [...]

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can’t understand.
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A blonde, a red head and a brunette board a double-decker bus to go to London. There are two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top of the bus available when they board. They decided to take turns riding in the top and flipped a coin to [...]

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A man goes into a bar one evening and is surprised to see a ferret with no teeth, on the bar. he asks the barman what the ferret is for.
“that, sir,” says the barman? is a gentleman’s pleasure.”
so saying he puts the ferret down the front of the man’s trousers. the ferret scurries around for [...]

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What’s dangerous and swings from trees?
A monkey with a chainsaw.
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