Best golfers

Published in June 17th, 2008

Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language, as he played golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives.
The preacher felt obliged to respond. “I have observed,” he [...]

Justice Prevailed

Published in June 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Lawyer

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A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: 揓ustice prevailed.?
The senior partner replied in haste, 揂ppeal immediately.?
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Blonde-Coke Machine

Published in June 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, and since it was a hot day a line had formed behind her. Finally the [...]

Selling the Wife

Published in June 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
“I did a terrible thing? sniffed the drunk, “Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort.”
“That is awful,” said the other guy?and now that she is gone you [...]

2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road

Published in June 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they’re by a zebra crossing. One says, “Don’t cross here!”
The other one says, “Why not?”
The first one says, “Look what happened to this zebra!”
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