The following are actual signs found on church property.
“No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace.”
“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”
“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”
“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”
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`I don’t care about results!’ said an Irish team manager being interviewed on television. ‘Just so long as our team wins!’
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?
Her blinker was on.
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A man and his wife stopped in at a bar, sat down on a stool beside this guy, after a while this man let go with a sizzle the man with his wife ask, did you fart fore my wife, the man replied, didn抰 know it was her turn.
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