Encountering a bear

Published in June 19th, 2008

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he [...]

Stick

Published in June 19th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Lawyer

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What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
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Blonde vs. Ratings System

Published in June 19th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?
A: She saw the 揘C-17: Under 17 not admitted?sign, so she went home and got 16 friends
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Dennis Rodman

Published in June 19th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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Dennis Rodman picks up a woman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room.
He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one, which reads, “Reebok”.
She thinks that’s a bit odd and asks him about it.
Dennis [...]