Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents.”Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, “I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days.”
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|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend” appear at the service, in a wedding gown, claiming the groom-to-be the father of her child and demanding *she* should be the one to be married. The one I saw even had a bunch of dead flowers with her!
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Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact. When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he’ll have some spending money in the after life. Well, one day the professor passes away. At his funeral the [...]

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The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul Jerushalmy & Rens Zbignieuw X. (C) 1992 - All Rights Reserved “…In order to forge a cosmic accord of unprecedented unity and harmony, The Politically Correct Movement demands that all people, regardless of prior social preconditioning must accept the incipient world [...]

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Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn’t stop as fast.
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