Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn Similar JokesBlondes and vibratorsWhy don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth THE NAME’S BLONDE… DUMB BLONDE!Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was [...]

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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!” Similar Jokessnail on turtlewhat did the snail say when he rode the turtle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSnail KnockingA guy hears a knock at his door. When he answers it, there’s nobody there, but there’s a snail o…the magic snailThere was a teenager that was walking to school [...]

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The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.”Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.”No !” his weeping wife replied.”Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.”NO !!!” she said even more upset.”Well [...]

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