Published in August 31st, 2008
A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. “My fiance and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?”St. Peter replied, “I’ll tell you what [...]
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Published in August 31st, 2008
1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner.5. Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend’s phone number.6. Dial 9 when [...]
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Published in August 31st, 2008
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
A mental hospitalAfter hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt…Blonde with Mental DoctorA noted psychiatrist was a guest at [...]
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Published in August 31st, 2008
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, ?Quick pour me twelve drinks
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they …Starting EarlyA five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lived [...]
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Published in August 31st, 2008
Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?A: To break on through to the other side.
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A: To break on through to the other side.Question and answerQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo [...]
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Published in August 30th, 2008
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
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One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling sc…Catfish and lawyersQ: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwel…Need [...]
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Published in August 30th, 2008
1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed.2. All polar bears are left-handed.3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear. 1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles.2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles.3. Work stuffs up your eyesight.1. All dogs are animals.2. [...]
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Published in August 30th, 2008
Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex?A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
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A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you get …flat jokedo you sleep on your stomach it looks [...]
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Published in August 30th, 2008
A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. ”Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our [...]
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Published in August 30th, 2008
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat that liked to sit on the edge of the printer next [...]
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