Jokes, funny pictures, free cartoons, humor, fun pages, and more at myjokez.com!
>
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...“How many can you afford?” It only takes one to change your bulb…to his. Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting “Objection!” Three. One to do it and two to sue him for malpractice. Three. One to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who else has opened [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A brunette with bad breath
Similar Jokes50 Blondes and a BrunetteThere were fifty blondes and a brunette on a plane. When suddenly the blonde pilots crash the plane….Watch out for copsOne day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing “Tuff Enuff” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “That IS amazing!” says the bartender and gives the guy [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Similar JokesThe blonde Thanksgiving dinnerIt was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-ena…The PharmacistA guy goes into a pharmacy walks up to the pharmacist and asks him for some condoms. The pharmacist …Hide the DukeA boy was [...]
