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Loading ...Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...When the man in the street says: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” the lawyer writes:”Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?Because they both drip when they’re raped!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, I’d like a pint of beer.” The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll be four dollars.” The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.”Sorry, sir,” the bartender says, “but I can’t accept that.” The man pulls out a ten-dollar [...]
