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Loading ...A young boy walked up to his father and asked, “Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?” The father thought for a moment. “Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ??why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered, ”Excuse me, I think this is a goose.” And the bartender says, ”Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, ”Ribbit. Nine iron.” That’s curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a nine iron, [...]
