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Loading ...One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh, please excuse me!” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.””That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A professor starts giving a lecture on medicine by saying: Here is an ovum, infected with siphylis.Students: Professor, it’s a pie! He searches his bag, takes out another sample and says again: Ok, here is the ovum, infected with siphylis.Students: Professor, it is another pie!Professor: Good gracious, what have I eaten for lunch???
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches? An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!
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