Lawyer or ass?

Published in August 8th, 2008

A man walks into a bar and he’s really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “all lawyers are a*******.” A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!” The pissed-off guy asks him, “why? Are you a lawyer?” He replies, “no, [...]

Dumbbells

Published in August 8th, 2008

Posted by sahil in College Jokes

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Professor Granger addressed his class: “If there are any dumbbells in the room, please stand up.” After a long pause, a lone freshman stood. “And why do you consider yourself a dumbbell?” asked the professor. “Well, I don’t, sir. But I hate to see you standing all by yourself.”
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It’s too hard to re-train them.

Published in August 8th, 2008

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Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?A: It’s too hard to re-train them.
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A blind man and his dog in a bar.

Published in August 8th, 2008

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A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog, and starts swinging him around. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing”?The blind guy says, “Don’t mind me I am just looking around”.
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Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Meow…

Published in August 8th, 2008

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Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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