Legalese

Published in August 9th, 2008

Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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Instructor

Published in August 9th, 2008

Posted by sahil in College Jokes

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Did you hear about the Duke science major who tried to blow up his instructor’s car? He burned his lips trying.
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…Commanding the dumbAs we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All [...]

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Published in August 9th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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Q. What goes: VROOM… SCREECH… VROOM… SCREECH… VROOM… SCREECH?A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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A blonde at a flashing red light! Bulb TroubleThree blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.

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Sitting at a bar…

Published in August 9th, 2008

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A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer [...]

Bull Grapevine

Published in August 9th, 2008

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Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: Boys, we all know I’ve been here five years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, [...]