Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn’t find a coffin big enough to hold the body? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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“Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?” “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”
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Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?A. “Thanks for the refill!”
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?Thanks for the refill.
 

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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stairs.Halfway up the stairs, he falls [...]

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A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ”Look, a dead bird.” And the blonde looks up and says, ”Where?”
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