Common

Published in August 11th, 2008

Q. What do a lawyer and a prostitute have in common?A. They both screw people out of money.
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They both dig dead peoplle’s holes.The Businessman’s Medical ProblemA businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis. He [...]

Notice

Published in August 11th, 2008

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A notice in the student?s cafe:”Dear students! Don?t throw hamburgers and beefsteaks on the floor, three dogs have already croaked “.
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A rebel without a clue!

Published in August 11th, 2008

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A. A rebel without a clue!
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The hamster show

Published in August 11th, 2008

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pull out a hamster, which begins dancing and singing “Tuff Enough” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “That IS amazing!” says the bartender and gives the guy [...]

Bells on Cows

Published in August 11th, 2008

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Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work!
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