Because

Published in August 12th, 2008

Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people.
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Linguistics Professor

Published in August 12th, 2008

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A distinguished linguistics professor was lecturing on the phenomenon of double negatives. As he neared the end of his talk, he drew himself up and declared solemnly:In conclusion, let me observe that while there are numerous cases where a double negative conveys a positve, there is no case where a double positive conveys a negative.Whereupon, [...]

They think their picture is being taken.

Published in August 12th, 2008

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A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.
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Alaskan drunk goes fishing

Published in August 12th, 2008

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A drunken guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, “YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!” The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice [...]

Dog Butt

Published in August 12th, 2008

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If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards!
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