What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?An offer you can’t understand.
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An offer you can’t understand.

The Pope The pope receives a call from Frank Perdue one day. Frank says to the pope,”Holy Father, I have a …Cold War [...]

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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks. “No,” says the [...]

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Q: How does a blonde part their hair?A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)A2: By doing the splits.
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By doing the splits.
TouristsWhat’s the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
…Redneck Computer LingoLog On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock — it’s half-past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer [...]

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How do you circumcisce a whale? With four skin-divers…
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EngineeringHere is a bit of engineer humor to brighten your day:

Actual maintenance complaints submitted by …Humor about DeathOLD WANTS never die, they become needs

OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time

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