Pit bull

Published in August 15th, 2008

What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
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Grad Student Check List

Published in August 15th, 2008

Posted by sahil in College Jokes

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6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed.6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night’s dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks.6:32 Hit snooze button. Go back to sleep.7:00 Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you realize you didn’t hit the snooze button–you turned it off.7:01 fall asleep again.7:44 [...]

A married couple

Published in August 15th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, ?How should I know, that?s 200 miles from here!
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C-ing I dog

Published in August 15th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didn’t allow dogs. There was no place to safely secure the dogs, so they started thinking of ideas to get in the [...]

Chicken ain’t chicken

Published in August 15th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ‘Cause he freakin’ felt like it!
Similar JokesQuestion and answerQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

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