There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door and ripped it right off.The driver stopped and ran to [...]

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* The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.* The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.* New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.* Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.* Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s [...]

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Q. Why can’t blondes dial 911?A. They can’t find the 11 button.
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make ‘me doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and [...]

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What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
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