Punishment?

Published in August 17th, 2008

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. “What a rip-off,” the man muttered. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to [...]

UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM - FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION

Published in August 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in College Jokes

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(Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:(a) build a bridge(b) sail the ocean(c) lead an army or(d) WRITE A PLAY4. [...]

Watch out for cops

Published in August 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse wide open. The police goes over and tell her” excuse me do you know your blouse is open. The blonde screams “OH MY GOD I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS.”
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Guy talks to barman

Published in August 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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Customer: (to bartender) “My wife and I just got into a knock down, drag out fight!” Bartender: What happened? Customer: When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees! Bartender: Wow! What did she say? Customer: She said, “Come out from under that bed right now you coward or [...]

Ducks and Elephants

Published in August 17th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet?To put out burning ducks.
Similar JokesDucks and ElephantsWhy do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burnin…How many ducksHow many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two [...]