Bofore or After

Published in August 23rd, 2008

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?A: After the accident?Q: Before the accident.A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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Big deal

Published in August 23rd, 2008

Posted by sahil in College Jokes

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Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
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747

Published in August 23rd, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
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God-awful Pickup Line

Published in August 23rd, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants tonight.
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Green and Jumpy

Published in August 23rd, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
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