A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the streetWith a “For Sale” sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run. The boy told him it would so the man bought it.A while later, the boy was walking past the man’s house and saw him pulling repeatedly on the [...]

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A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.”See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
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Q: Whets the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?A: You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.
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So this guy walks into a bar and says, ?Give me two beers
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I. Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don’t try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If [...]

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