A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined!””It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?” “No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt like [...]

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A college’s student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich who could not meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross betwen Larry Bird [...]

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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
Similar JokesShe’s So BlondeShe’s so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said “concentrate”.Your momma is so stupiedyour momma is so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for 20 minutes cuz [...]

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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, when a Chinese man comes in. The Jewish man jumps up and punches him in the face.”Ouch!” the Chinese man says.”What was that for?””That was for Pearl Harbor,” the Jewish man says.”But I’m Chinese!””Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?”And the Jewish [...]

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Similar JokesHi-Steppin’ MamaYo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.Four-Letter WordsA young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride [...]

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