A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes [...]
Won’t work
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. ?What?s the problem Carol? I hope it?s not homework again.??Well, uh, yes, it is,
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Raro juice from sachets
Why don’t blondes like making Raro juice from sachets?Because they can’t fit eight cups of water in the packet.
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Because [...]
Man with no arms
An armless man walked into a bar, which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip [...]
Definition
What is the definition of a “crying shame”?There was an empty seat.
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