What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
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One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling sc…Catfish and lawyersQ: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwel…Need [...]

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1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed.2. All polar bears are left-handed.3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear. 1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles.2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles.3. Work stuffs up your eyesight.1. All dogs are animals.2. [...]

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Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex?A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
Similar JokesPiano jokesQ: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.

Q: What do you get …flat jokedo you sleep on your stomach it looks [...]

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A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. ”Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our [...]

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This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat that liked to sit on the edge of the printer next [...]

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