A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. “My fiance and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?”St. Peter replied, “I’ll tell you what [...]

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1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner.5. Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend’s phone number.6. Dial 9 when [...]

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Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

A mental hospitalAfter hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt…Blonde with Mental DoctorA noted psychiatrist was a guest at [...]

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, ?Quick pour me twelve drinks
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It seems they …Starting EarlyA five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lived [...]

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Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?A: To break on through to the other side.
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A: To break on through to the other side.Question and answerQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo [...]

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