Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. [...]

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You might be a redneck if you’re mowing your lawn and find a car.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747!
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