Published in September 30th, 2008
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. [...]
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Published in September 30th, 2008
You might be a redneck if you’re mowing your lawn and find a car.
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Published in September 30th, 2008
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747!
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Published in September 30th, 2008
How does one become stoned drunk?
Drink wet cement.
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Published in September 30th, 2008
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
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Because they live in schools!
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Published in September 29th, 2008
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like [...]
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Published in September 29th, 2008
Bubba was Alabama’s star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba’s grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test. It was only one math problem. Everyone wanted to support Bubba out in the stands, [...]
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Published in September 29th, 2008
What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey! Watch this…
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Published in September 29th, 2008
A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to the guy, “What can I get you?”
“Make it a whisky,” says the man who promptly throws it down in one gulp.
“That will be three dollars,” says the bartender.
“Screw you!” says the man. “You offered to get me something. I thought you were [...]
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Published in September 29th, 2008
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes [...]
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