Bad name

Published in September 1st, 2008

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.
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BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN…

Published in September 1st, 2008

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You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home.4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.It starts getting late on the weeknights.Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.You’d rather clean than study.Half the time you [...]

An interpreter.

Published in September 1st, 2008

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Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.
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Penguin

Published in September 1st, 2008

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This guy runs into a bar and shouts, “Quick, how tall is a penguin??”The bartender looks stunned.”An empire penguin can be about this tall,
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To a crow bar

Published in September 1st, 2008

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Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?A: To a crow bar.
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A: Because they don’t know the words.

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