Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you’d been there eight hours.
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the book “men are from mars, women are from venus”? Well, here’s a prime example offered by an English professor at an American university. In-class assignment for Wednesday “today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.””The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his [...]
They make good ankle warmers.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
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Driver in a Bar
There’s this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. [...]
A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog says, “This is [...]
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