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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! Similar JokesSmart FishWhy are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! Why Fishing Is Better Than SexWhen you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch someth…Fish and Cat StoryOne spring day, a fish was swimming about [...]

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One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.” The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.” So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like [...]

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