Oj’s Airport Limo Service

Published in October 2nd, 2008

Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service?
His motto is, “We get you there with time to kill!”
Similar JokesOJ’s Airport Limo ServiceHave you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service?His motto is, “We get you there with t…Pope DriveThe Pope had just finished a tour of the [...]

Monks Made A Mistake

Published in October 2nd, 2008

Posted by sahil in RedNeck Jokes

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One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.
“You see, there are the originals,” said the first monk. “All the new scrolls were copied from these.”
“Can I see one?”
“Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom–” All of a sudden, the monk’s face turns [...]

Blondes And Waterskiing

Published in October 2nd, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
Similar JokesBlondes and WaterskiingWhy can you not teach blondes to waterski?When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!Question and answer blond jokesQ: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do [...]

Going To Heaven?

Published in October 2nd, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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Father Murphy goes into a local bar in Dublin and approaches the first man he sees. “Do you want to go to Heaven?” he asks and the man says, “Indeed I do, Father.” “Then for God’s sake,” commands the priest, “leave this pub right now.”
He then goes to the next man, “Do you want [...]

Pig Farmer

Published in October 2nd, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25-pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig’s tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down. He then told the city slicker that the pig was too heavy — it was [...]