The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there [...]

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What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
A full set of teeth.
Similar JokesA Roomful of RednecksWhat do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
A full set of teeth.
Why Are Rednecks So Stupid?
Why are rednecks so stupid?

Because when God was making people the rednecks were late.

So [...]

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Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
A: Go home!
Similar JokesKIDNAPPING A CHILDA blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for…RansomA blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and [...]

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“No, really, I’m OK to drive.”
–I’m wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
“I’m not used to these darts.”
–I’m not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
“You get this one, next round is on me.”
–We won’t be here long enough [...]

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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, “You can have this rooster. His name’s Roy. He’ll get all your hens pregnant. He’s a real stud.”
So the farmer takes him home and says, “It’s [...]

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