A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom — gold, silver, or bronze.
“Silver,” she said.
“Why not gold?”
“Because I want you to come second for once!”
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You might be a redneck if you use a cactus for a toothbrush.
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One day John walks over to the fence of Sam’s…Old age sexA young fellow was about to be [...]

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They only screw in cars.
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None. They only screw in cars.
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Is that Windex in your pants?
Because I can sure see myself in them.
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You remind me of [...]

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies.
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