What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
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“Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s st…Frog experimentProfessor Dumbarton conducted an experiment at a small [...]

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Y’might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein’ on the stains!
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Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn’t want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do [...]

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There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.
This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, “How come you ask [...]

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Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.
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