Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, “Mr. President Sir, [...]

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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
Similar Jokesanimalswhat do a possum,beaver,and elephant have in common? Except for they are animals i don’t know.Tasties in a Half ShellQ: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the half-shell.simply [...]

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Similar JokesBlonde SkydiverQ: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth!Golfing and Skydiving Mishaps

 
Whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?A golfer goes, whack!…”damn!”…Blind skydiverWhy don’t blind people like to skydive
It scares the crap out of the dogQuestions and [...]

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One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar. The men at the bar wanted to know what he would like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His friend explained that he wanted a smart woman. Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand. His [...]

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Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun [...]

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