Lepechaun At Augusta

Published in October 7th, 2008

One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball into the woods. When he went to retrieve it, he found that it had hit a small man in green tights.
“I’m so sorry!” the man said.
“Don’t worry about it. Anyway, you caught me. I’m a leprechaun and you have managed to stop [...]

Bad Drivers

Published in October 7th, 2008

Posted by sahil in RedNeck Jokes

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There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”
Herman says, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”
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Blonde…passenger

Published in October 7th, 2008

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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
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The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger sea…Blonde…PassengerWhy is it good to have a blonde passenger?You can park in the handicap zone.The Blond PassengerAirport Security alerted [...]

Gettin’ Drunk

Published in October 7th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”
The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?”
The first guy answers, “Chicago.”
“Me too!” says the second guy, [...]

Cartoon Animal Infidelity

Published in October 7th, 2008

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Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?
A: He bitch-slapped her.
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a picture of a cat. “…Name [...]