Call a bowling alley, and ask, “Do you have 10 lb. balls?”
When the attendent says yes, ask, “Then how the hell do you walk?”
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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
“Before we put you to death,” said the enemy, “do you have any last requests?”
“Yes,” said the Alabaman. “Could you play ‘Yeah, Alabama’ before you shoot me?”
“Sure,” said the enemy. “How about you, Tennessean?” [...]

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Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?
A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!
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A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, “You don’t feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?”
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Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal!
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