Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

Published in October 11th, 2008

What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
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In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth

Published in October 11th, 2008

Posted by sahil in RedNeck Jokes

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
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Ice Hole

Published in October 11th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of [...]

An Englishman, A Scotsman, An Irishman

Published in October 11th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from [...]

Fish Tv

Published in October 11th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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What is a fish’s favorite game show?
Name that Tuna.
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