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South Dakota Crazy Law

Published in November 25th, 2008
Posted by in Lawyer Jokes
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Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. It is illegal to [...]

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Real opcodes

Published in November 25th, 2008
Posted by in Computer Jokes
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AAC Alter All Commands AAD Alter All Data AAO Add And Overflow AAR Alter At Random AB Add Backwards ABC AlphaBetize Code ABR Add Beyond Range ACC Advance CPU Clock ACDC Allow Controller to Delete Contents ACDP Allow Controller to Die Peacefully ACQT Advance Clock to Quitting Time ADB Another Dumb Bug AEE Absolve Engineering [...]

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The wife is not speaking to me

Published in November 25th, 2008
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One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a [...]

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