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You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and you still have the same in-laws! Similar JokesYou Might Be A Redneck If…In-LawsYou might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and you still have the same in-laws!Business one-liners 50Approval Seeker’s Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you [...]

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Cesium the Beautiful Oh beautiful for blue of skies, Among thy spectral lines. When cast upon the waters clear, Thy splendid fire shines. Oh Cesium, Oh Cesium, Our days we trust to thee. Thy faultless rhyme, In keeping time, From care doth set us free. —Songs of Cesium #68 Similar JokesThe Cesium song 01Oh Cesium [...]

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