A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says “get in, get in!” The religous man replies, ” no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle.” Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes [...]

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NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, “Pig #1, do you know your mission?” The pig replies, “Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink.” [...]

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An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over he was shocked to see a cork in the man’s butt. Mystified, [...]

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