One day a very young polar bear was sitting on an ice drift, watching his father trying to catch fish, when he asked, “Dad, am I a full-blooded polar bear?”
His father replied, “Sure son, you’re full blooded.”
The young bear asked, “Are you positive that I’m 100% polar bear, Dad?”
“Yes, son, I’m [...]
100 Percent Polar Bear
Published in February 27th, 2009
Posted by sahil in Kidz Jokes
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Two programmers see
Published in February 27th, 2009
Posted by sahil in Computer Jokes
Two programmers were walking along the street. They saw a beautiful blonde not far away and one of them said, “Too bad that girls have no standard interface.”
“They have,” replied the other programmer, “but there is no standard way to get to it.”
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Car for Sale
Published in February 27th, 2009
Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes
A blonde tried to sell her old car. But she was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to [...]
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