A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up [...]

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Imagine a farm. On the farm there live a chick and a horse. One day the horse gets stuck in a swamp at the bottom of a field so it says: “Help Chick pull me out!” The chick obliges and gets it’s Harley Davidson to help pull horse out and all is well. Two weeks [...]

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Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out. Then I realized I was too late. Similar JokesLawyer BrainsA doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and s…Lawyer BrainsA doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says [...]

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